Money money money....

[GKB]

Right then.....I need to make some money and fast...

 

I am far too ugly to sell my body and too unhealthly to sell any organs....a life of crime would be nice but I am too lazy to do anything that involves any sort of physical exertion like robbing banks or trains....

 

I was considering some sort of mail fraud.....nice and easy with only envelopes to deal with....

 

Ideas on a postcard please

[Lisa]

think if we had the anwser to this, we would all be rich quick, eh

[Guest Kev]

QUOTE (GKB @ Jul 8 2004, 14:30)

Right then.....I need to make some money and fast... I am far too ugly to sell my body and too unhealthly to sell any organs....a life of crime would be nice but I am too lazy to do anything that involves any sort of physical exertion like robbing banks or trains.... I was considering some sort of mail fraud.....nice and easy with only envelopes to deal with.... Ideas on a postcard please

Work for BT. They're easy to scam money from.

 

I earnt shitloads.

[Guest Jay]

QUOTE (Kev @ Jul 8 2004, 14:34)

QUOTE (GKB @ Jul 8 2004, 14:30) Right then.....I need to make some money and fast... I am far too ugly to sell my body and too unhealthly to sell any organs....a life of crime would be nice but I am too lazy to do anything that involves any sort of physical exertion like robbing banks or trains.... I was considering some sort of mail fraud.....nice and easy with only envelopes to deal with.... Ideas on a postcard please  Work for BT. They're easy to scam money from.   I earnt shitloads.   but you had to pay it back kev. and you lost your job. :/

[Guest Kev]

QUOTE (Jay @ Jul 8 2004, 14:39)

QUOTE (Kev @ Jul 8 2004, 14:34) QUOTE (GKB @ Jul 8 2004, 14:30) Right then.....I need to make some money and fast... I am far too ugly to sell my body and too unhealthly to sell any organs....a life of crime would be nice but I am too lazy to do anything that involves any sort of physical exertion like robbing banks or trains.... I was considering some sort of mail fraud.....nice and easy with only envelopes to deal with.... Ideas on a postcard please  Work for BT. They're easy to scam money from.   I earnt shitloads.   but you had to pay it back kev. and you lost your job. :/ Thats a good point. Good at the time though.

[GKB]

Apparently a scam going round at the moment is to scratch cars in multi-storey carparks and leave a mobile number under the windscreen wiping asking the owner to phone to sort out insurance....

 

The scamee then phones and hands over their address details etc and the scamer waits for the car to reappear in the car park and then promptly drives round to the address to rob the place.....

 

Very clever but far too much like hard work

[Bungle]

I'll sell you a fool proof betting system for a very reasonable price.

 

(yes I'm also trying to make money with out actually doing any work)

[GKB]

QUOTE (Bungle @ Jul 8 2004, 15:37)

I'll sell you a fool proof betting system for a very reasonable price. (yes I'm also trying to make money with out actually doing any work)

How much of a price is reasonable??

[Guest]

Take up a paper boy job.

[GKB]

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 8 2004, 16:02)

Take up a paper boy job.

Nice idea but you see that involves movement....

 

And the more I think about it, the more the romanticism and rough diamond-ness of a life of crime appeals...

 

I might become a master hacker like that bloke out of Swordfish...you know the one who played Wolverine....

[Guest]

Set up a Porn Hotline from your own home.

 

 

[GKB]

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 8 2004, 16:31)

Set up a Porn Hotline from your own home.

Excellent idea....I already own a phone so there is no outlay there and what I don't know about porn is not worth knowing

[Guest]

Can you actually TALK dirty though ?

 

Good enough to make a fanny flood ?

[GKB]

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 8 2004, 16:36)

Can you actually TALK dirty though ? Good enough to make a fanny flood ?

Ummm....yes well.....errrr......

[Guest]

Well then !

 

You should be raking it in any time soon my boy !