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Well check this. I have just passed wind, and it smells really good.

 

Last night, James stunk th ehouse out, and I had to wear a gas mask as it smelt disgusting. hmmm

 

Id bury my head under a duvet after I farted any day - but couldnt if someone else did it.

 

Sorry, im just being honest blush.gif

 

P.s - VERY RARE, I break wind. Just now was a one-off !

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Maria said:

you like the smell of your own fart

 

WHAT?

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but when blokes fart its always bad!!!! pukeface.gif

 

same as when they go toilet.........why the [censored] is it always rank after?

 

us birds dont make that much pollution! shame.gif

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Maria said:

Why is it, that you like the smell of your own fart but can't stand the smell of other peoples methain(sp) gases ?

 

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im sure it was you who let one squeek in weatherspoons maria! disappointed.gifshame.gif

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Maria said:

DJ_Elemental said:

 

 

im sure it was you who let one squeek in weatherspoons maria! disappointed.gifshame.gif

 

It was a rumble in the bronks when I went to the toilet shortly after mate !

 

thanks for sharing! rolleyes.gifpukeface.gif

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the best are your own curry farts.

 

smell like wot u just ate

 

Yummy

 

Morning after beer farts can be a bit rank tho

 

I reckon it cud be something to do with pheromones. cos its passed thru ur body some of ur natural smell that u like gets ejected with the fart.

 

 

 

Oh and does ne1 else hate the fact that the only way u smell wot u smell is by particles of that smell getting up ur nose and affecting ur chemical receptors

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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17 times a day

 

 

(everybody, on average)

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