Alledged Rainbow scripts!

[Mad_Clubber]

Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original Rainbow

scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident. Innuendo

all the way!

 

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....

Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "

George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Other way. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

 

 

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg

kit

 

Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play

with?"

George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play

with our friend's balls today?

Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers

couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddie can get their

instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

 

Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.

 

Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"

Rod: " Banging can be fun."

Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and

Freddy."

Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?

Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."

Zippy;" I've got a big red one."

George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play

with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a

friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the plucking song."

 

Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all

day."

[Zen_Master]

Gilly was on rainbow @ tw4!

[Ginge]

The makers of Rainbow did do a spoof episode once with the same sort of thing. Maybe its the script from that.

[Mad_Clubber]

_Ginge_ said:

The makers of Rainbow did do a spoof episode once with the same sort of thing. Maybe its the script from that.

 

Could well be I suppose....What a mad episode though!

[Del_Monte]

_Ginge_ said:

The makers of Rainbow did do a spoof episode once with the same sort of thing. Maybe its the script from that.

 

It was indeed. I remember seeing it on TV Offal or similar a few years ago. Priceless entertainment, exorcising the demons of childhood.