double-flusher

[LiquidEyes]

It's always slightly embarrassing when you use the toilet at work or at somebody's house, but you have to flush a second time to get rid of it all.

 

And you know for a fact that both flushes could be heard by people nearby. Oh, the joy of avoiding eye-contact as you return to your desk.

 

Anyway, lucky there was some air-freshener.

[squeakage]

this is the worst

 

i empathise with you hehe

[LiquidEyes]

Other nightmare scenarios:

 

* running out of loo-roll;

* going for 4 or 5 dumps in a relatively short space of time (& everyone knows it was a number two!)

* letting rip a sonic-boom of a ringpiece-ripper that you KNOW can be heard in the next room;

* scatter-painting the entire inside of the bowl, such that it takes several minutes to systematically scrub it clean;

* dreadnoughts that just won't go away, and there's no bog-brush!

* an absolute stinker, and there's no air-freshener!

 

The thing about going for a dump is, you just have to tell yourself, everyone has to do it!! I don't know why people should be so embarrassed about it. But I am, unless I'm in the company of mates.

[Guest Kether]

The worst is having a wank in the work bogs and getting a bit on your shirt or blazer.

 

It's nearly as embarrassing as trying to explain to your colleagues that it's just toothpaste on your clothes.

[LiquidEyes]

Somehow it seems worse if it really IS toothpaste, but you know damn well what it looks like!

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jul 9 2004, 12:02)

Somehow it seems worse if it really IS toothpaste, but you know damn well what it looks like!

That's what I just said didn't I?

[LiquidEyes]

Uh, I see what you meant now. What you said was slightly ambiguous.

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jul 9 2004, 12:06)

Uh, I see what you meant now. What you said was slightly ambiguous.

I do it on purpose, it gives my threads/posts added depth and makes me seem more enigmatic.

[LTM]

The worst is doing a shit that does not flush. Some peoples toilets are really shittly designed, they can't flush my big LTM poo logs.

[Guest Jay]

QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 9 2004, 12:11)

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jul 9 2004, 12:06) Uh, I see what you meant now. What you said was slightly ambiguous.   I do it on purpose, it gives my threads/posts added depth and makes me seem more enigmatic. lol   you tit.

[teabag]

I worked out the prime time for taking a dump at work - 10.50

 

that way everyone is at coffee break, and you miss the rush for the bog at 10.30 and 11.00

 

well it works for me anyway

[Mr Moo]

I love taking a dump. And im not shy about it @ work.

 

Ill pick up the newspaper and tell everyone ill be back in a bit.

[dissolved girl]

I didn't lock the loo door properly when I started a new job once, and my colleague burst in on me poised about to wipe my arse with a large wad of paper, it was quite embarrassing

[LazyGunn]

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Jul 9 2004, 14:51)

I didn't lock the loo door properly when I started a new job once, and my colleague burst in on me poised about to wipe my arse with a large wad of paper, it was quite embarrassing

oops that was me

[LiquidEyes]

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Jul 9 2004, 14:51)

my colleague burst in on me poised about to wipe my arse with a large wad of paper

Your colleague was poised ready to wipe your arse?