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Elevation said:

i need a girl friend and i am getting a bit desprate

 

Just have a wank, if you sit on your hand for ten minutes, it goes numb, and then it feels like someone else is doing it! lol

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chickadee said:

if u think like that, you'll never find one!

 

just enjoy being you, one will come along when the time is right. smile.gif

 

too right....

 

i went through my "desperate" stage a few months back (as most of CTW will agree with blush.gif) and bukey gave me a talking too kisscheek.gif and within a few weeks of giving up looking i was with phil.

 

sometimes you can try too hard, just chill out and take one day at a time, you never know whats round the corner.

 

good look matey thumbs.gif

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Elevation said:

i need a girl friend and i am getting a bit desprate

 

Before getting a girlfriend, heres a few words of advice from yours truly.

 

1. Get a life first

 

2. Dont broadcast your desperation

 

3. Make sure you have money

 

4. Dont even bother trying it with any CTW Girls.

 

And failing any of these, a real act of desperation takes me to point 5 ...

 

Have good continuous wanks.

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CreamyC said:

Elevation said:

i need a girl friend and i am getting a bit desprate

 

Before getting a girlfriend, heres a few words of advice from yours truly.

 

1. Get a life first

 

2. Dont broadcast your desperation

 

3. Make sure you have money

 

4. Dont even bother trying it with any CTW Girls.

 

And failing any of these, a real act of desperation takes me to point 5 ...

 

Have good continuous wanks.

 

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wot a load of old poo

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wot a load of old poo.

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my great uncle has a mail order bride.......she was 21 and he was 82........ sick shame.gif

 

(desperation runs in our family wink.gif)

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