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1. Why did God create woman?

> To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

>

> 2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true

love?

> The swallow.

>

> 3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?

> Call her.

>

> 4. Why do women fake orgasms?

> Because they think men care.

>

> 5. What is the definition of "making love"?

> Something a woman does while a guy is fu**ing her.

>

> 6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

> Slow down and use a lubricant.

>

> 7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

> Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]hole weak.

>

> 8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?

> None, let the b*tch cook in the dark.

>

> 9.What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?

> One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.

>

> 10.Why does the bride always wear white?

> Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and

> refrigerator.

>

> 11.What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

> Nothing, she's been told twice already.

>

> 12.How many men does it take to open a beer?

> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

>

> 13.If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you,

what

> have you done wrong?

> Made her chain too long.

>

> 14.How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

> Marry it!

>

> 15.What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

> A battery has a positive side.

>

> 16.What are the three fastest means of communication?

> 1)Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman

>

> 17.Why do hunters make the best lovers?

> Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they

> eat what they shoot.

>

> 18.How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

> They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

>

> 19.What should you give a woman who has everything?

> A man to show her how to work it.

>

> 20.How are tornadoes and marriage alike?

> They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end

> you lose your house.

>

> 21.Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?

> She knows she's given her last blow job.

>

> 22.What's the difference between a b*tch and a wh0re?

> A wh0re sleeps with everyone at the party while a b*tch sleeps

with

> everyone at the party except you.

>

> 23.What's the difference between your wife and your job?

> After 10 years the job still sucks.

>

> 24.What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

> Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

>

> 25.Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called

a

> waist"?

> Because you could easily fit another pair of t*ts in there.

>

> 26.Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

> When you take it off, you wonder where her t*ts went.

>

> 27.How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

> Put a nipple on it.

>

> 28.Why did the woman cross the road?

> What's the b*tch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!

>

> 29.Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?

> 'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.

>

> 30.How is a woman like a condom?

> Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck

>

 

 

 

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chickadee said:

luu_luu said:

chickadee said:

welcome to the 21st century! disappointed.gif

 

not amused????

 

yeah, they're quite funny, but i feel someone's got to promote feminism on the site! evil_laugh.gif

 

 

ooo we have a bra burner!

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luu_luu said:

chickadee said:

luu_luu said:

chickadee said:

welcome to the 21st century! disappointed.gif

 

not amused????

 

yeah, they're quite funny, but i feel someone's got to promote feminism on the site! evil_laugh.gif

 

 

ooo we have a bra burner!

 

rolleyes.gifrolleyes.gif yes cos thats what feminists do isnt it? rolleyes.gifrolleyes.gifrolleyes.gif

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