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As you well know I dont do these poxy "what about when that happened" or "wasn't I funny when I randomly did this" because I dont like cliquey [censored] thats attached BUT this FAO takes pure exception. Yesterday when driving home and seeing the sign that said Oxford, we took the turn James says "yeah, its down here and then its only 20 minutes and we'll be home". Apparently, at this point "I" was going the wrong way and James then decided to take over driving claiming to "get us out of this mess". 1 hour and 13 minutes later - baring in mind he said we'd be home in 20 minutes - we're on the M4 going towards South-[censored]-hampton he blames the [censored] sodding road signs for his mis-direction. Right now I am picturing his face when he realised his [censored] up and how he tried to cover it up. PURE JIZ QUALITY. star.gifstar.gifstar.gifstar.gifstar.gif

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As you well know I dont do these poxy "what about when that happened" or "wasn't I funny when I randomly did this" because I dont like cliquey [censored] thats attached BUT this FAO takes pure exception. Yesterday driving home and seeing the sign that said Oxford, we took the turn James says "yeah, its down here and then its only 20 minuites and we'll be home". 1 hour and 13 minutes later on the M4 going towards Southfuckinghampton he blames the [censored] sodding road signs for his mis-direction. Right now I am picturing his face when he realised his [censored] up and how he tried to cover it up - PURE JIZ QUALITY. star.gifstar.gifstar.gifstar.gifstar.gif

 

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Also, another thing that was funny, coming into the drive of the house..

 

me "yeh theres loads of room " (gives the hand signal to drive through). James proceeds.

 

me "woah!" (as a joke)

James slams the breaks on.

 

me and kev laugh - bigsmile.gif

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FACT: LB IS 20 mins from Oxford

 

FACT: I went round and round the ring-road and there were no clear signs to where we needed to go (I've had this trouble once before with Oxford)

 

FACT: I took over driving because I thought I'd give you a break

 

FACT: Fluella Benjamin was the BEST Children's TV Presenter, ever

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James said:

FACT: LB IS 20 mins from Oxford

 

Yes it is if you go in the right direction.

 

James said:

FACT: I went round and round the ring-road and there were no clear signs to where we needed to go (I've had this trouble once before with Oxford)

 

You came off the ring road you dopey cunt.

 

James said:

FACT: I took over driving because I thought I'd give you a break

 

Thats very nice of you. shag.gif

 

James said:

FACT: Fluella Benjamin was the BEST Children's TV Presenter, ever

 

FACT.

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James said:

FACT: I went round and round the ring-road and there were no clear signs to where we needed to go (I've had this trouble once before with Oxford)

 

Well seeing as you've done it before, you should know where you are going! spliff.gif

 

James said:

FACT: Fluella Benjamin was the BEST Children's TV Presenter, ever

 

Yes, she was ACE!

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James said:

FACT: LB IS 20 mins from Oxford

 

FACT: I went round and round the ring-road and there were no clear signs to where we needed to go (I've had this trouble once before with Oxford)

 

FACT: I took over driving because I thought I'd give you a break

 

FACT: Fluella Benjamin was the BEST Children's TV Presenter, ever

 

 

 

 

rolleyes.gif yeh, whatever....... ( i am now quite scared of ever letting James drive my car if i'm ever down his way.......... paranoid.gifparanoid.gif )

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Crill said:

Who is she???

 

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She's an OBE you know!!!!

 

And she did rock, no one played with Humpty, Hanble, Jemima, Big Ted and Little Ted like she did!!

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