words of wisdom!!

[Guest]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Jul 9 2004, 18:54)

He who laughs last.....is probably the stupidest one in the room and didnt really get the joke in the first place.

That's me that is.

 

 

(Althought I am a she).

[squeakage]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Jul 9 2004, 18:54)

He who laughs last.....is probably the stupidest one in the room and didnt really get the joke in the first place.

[Aaron]

A wise old man who lived on a mountain once told me that if you stick any part of your anatomy into a hole, dont expect to get it back!

[Ginge]

My dad always told me that the smallest thing you should stick in your ear is your elbow.

 

You wouldnt believe the amount of times I tried.

[Guest]

[Phil rr]

If you can keep your head, when all about you

Are losing theirs, and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting, too;

If you can wait, and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,

And yet, don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You obviously don't appear to have a full grasp of the situation and should perhaps consider a different line of work.

Edited July 9, 2004 by Phil rr

[Ginge]

From the great George Bush.

 

"Please don't look at the part of the glass that is only half full"

"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't hit his tail on the ground. 'If.' Too hypothetical."

"You're burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you and I am now fillibustering."

"I see this glass not half-empty, but half-full and more."