FAO Rachel

[GodsKitchenBoy]

For my birthday present I would like:

1. Aston Martin DB7 in Racing Green
2. A whole roast chicken
3. The entire back catalogue of Simon & Garfunkel on Laser Disc
4. 4.89 metric tons of Maynards Sours Wine Gums
5. A new handle for my teapot

I leave it up to your discretion as to what you choose to purchase for this momentous occassion, but I would like to point you in the direction of the chicken if you wish to keep me happy.....

I thank you in advance and look forward to my present with the uttermost eagerness and anticipation.

[James]

I can help out with the Chicken, but I'm unsure on precise cooking times.

[rachel]

Thanks James i might take you up on your offer there. He can cook the chicken himself.

[GodsKitchenBoy]

rachel said:

Thanks James i might take you up on your offer there. He can cook the chicken himself.

 

He?? He?? I am here woman!!

 

Thank you James for the kindly offer of the chicken, you could get me the Aston Martin instead if you like as I know 'she' really wants to get me the chicken

[rachel]

How about some roast potatoes instead, much much tastier

[GodsKitchenBoy]

rachel said:

How about some roast potatoes instead, much much tastier

 

Potatoes are not on the list Missy

[rachel]

I don't care, potatoes are nicer. You bring the chicken, i'll bring the spuds!!

[GodsKitchenBoy]

I am not buying the chicken!!!!

 

Its my birthday!!! (and I'll cry if I want to )

 

[rachel]

Ok i'll buy you a roast chicken for your birthday.

 

IF you let me have the Aston Martin.

[GodsKitchenBoy]

rachel said:

Ok i'll buy you a roast chicken for your birthday.

 

IF you let me have the Aston Martin.

 

I'll let you come for a ride in it but you can't have it....

 

Deal?

[rachel]

erm.......ok but it has to be a very long ride. And i go in the car before you get your roast chicken.

[GodsKitchenBoy]

How long are we talking?? The Aston Martin DB7 is renowned for guzzling the juice you know.....

 

And I don't want the chcicken in the car....in case you get grease on the leather finish.....

Edited November 4, 2003 by GKB

[rachel]

Maybe an hour? Thats probably as much as i could stand being in a car with you.

 

What do i care about how much petrol it uses, its your car i'm just providing the chicken.

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Well you can take your chicken and catch the bus then if you are going to be like that!!

[rachel]

Ok, but you want the chicken more than i want to go in the car.