CTW Members Mad_Clubber Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 Silly topic I know but pretty mad really! Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object. 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it. 14. The buck does funny things when does are present. 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18. After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Quote Cool Site = www.technics1210.com Cheap music = www.carbonmusic.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Wonky Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 21* you cunt, what a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members chickadee Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 yup, the english language is f*cked up, but we still expect every other country in the world to learn it or we wont speak to them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members chickadee Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 Jay said: 21* you cunt, what a cunt do u know any other words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Wonky Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 chickadee said: yup, the english language is f*cked up, but we still expect every other country in the world to learn it or we wont speak to them! thats got alot to do with english being the global language tho tbh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Wonky Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 chickadee said: Jay said: 21* you cunt, what a cunt do u know any other words? yes, however none are as relevant when using CTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members chickadee Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 Jay said: [ thats got alot to do with english being the global language tho tbh... how dya fugure that one out? its only the 3rd most spoken language in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Wonky Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 but is the international language. chinese is hardly gonna be it is it??. i am right, im not gonna justify it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members chickadee Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 Jay said: i am right, im not gonna justify it. ok dont justify it. I believe u. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Wonky Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members chickadee Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mad_Clubber Posted November 11, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted November 11, 2003 chickadee said: cunt Such wonderful use of the English language! Quote Cool Site = www.technics1210.com Cheap music = www.carbonmusic.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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