CTW Promotors Lisa Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted November 10, 2003 My youngest daughter has just performed a wedding ceremony between myself & Tony & got to the lawfully wedded part & actually said do you take Lisa Gallagher as your awfully wedded wife...... & do I take Tony Perkins as my awfully wedded husband.......... Kids eh... Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Trouble Posted November 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 10, 2003 got this 2day NEVER ARGUE WITH A CHILD... A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." ______________________________________________________ A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew.. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." ____________________________________________________ A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." _____________________________________________________ One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" _____________________________________________________ The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead." _____________________________________________________ A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." ______________________________________________________ The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." ta daaaaa Quote Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted November 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 11, 2003 lmao @ troubles jokes!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members NeoN Posted November 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 11, 2003 Quote STILL ALIVE !! Act like an adult . . . Be false ! MSN >>> NeoNwomB@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted November 11, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted November 11, 2003 All shite. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted November 11, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted November 11, 2003 You gota love some kids, aint ya Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Dawn Posted November 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 11, 2003 Maria said: You gota love some kids, aint ya You can have mine to love Thought i'd wag a day off work only for youngest to be everywhere Quote 👶 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Maria said: You gota love some kids, aint ya not my eldest you dont!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Scream Posted November 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 11, 2003 Maria said: You gota love some kids, aint ya aye some but not the ones my mum teaches they are fuckin evil bastards!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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