The old Up or Down toilet seat fiasco

[Wonky]

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I dont understand, maybe im just lazy but if the toilet seat is down i dont lift it up, i just aim inside that, smaller target but twice the fun.

Plus your bird doesnt start moaning at you.

 

 

 

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[chickadee]

nice 1 jay, most women would be happy with that

[CreamyC]

Jay said:

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I dont understand, maybe im just lazy but if the toilet seat is down i dont lift it up, i just aim inside that, smaller target but twice the fun.

Plus your bird doesnt start moaning at you.

 

 

 

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Seeing as your DICK aint that big I'm sure it makes no difference anyway.

[Wonky]

 

why SHOULD we HAVE to leave it down for you though.

 

it makes me SOO mad.

[chickadee]

cos as youve said yourself, you can go with it UP or DOWN, regardless,

 

but us ladies have to have it down. so its a lot easier for it to stay down all the time!#

 

u know it makes sense!

[Maria]

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Jay is gay.

 

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[Wonky]

CreamyC said:

Jay said:

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I dont understand, maybe im just lazy but if the toilet seat is down i dont lift it up, i just aim inside that, smaller target but twice the fun.

Plus your bird doesnt start moaning at you.

 

 

 

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Seeing as your DICK aint that big I'm sure it makes no difference anyway.

 

good point kev however i dont usually try and [censored] the rim so it doesnt tend to be an issue

[NeoN]

Jay said:

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I dont understand, maybe im just lazy but if the toilet seat is down i dont lift it up, i just aim inside that, smaller target but twice the fun.

Plus your bird doesnt start moaning at you.

 

 

 

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They only moan of you piss on the seat !

[Maria]

I piss on the seat.

[NeoN]

Maria said:

I piss on the seat.

 

Stand up do you ?

 

 

[Dawn]

I have my toilet seat set so it can't be left up

[Maria]

Yep.

 

I also [censored] on the floor.

[Dawn]

Maria said:

Yep.

 

I also [censored] on the floor.

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[Claire DC]

to be honest, it doesnt take a minute to put it up or down however you need it if you want it that way!!

[Cherry]

Toilet seat etiquette...

 

However you use the toilet when you go, it's etiquette to leave both the seat AND the lid down when you've finished.

 

(Oh, and wipe the piss off it first.)