Earthquake in liverpool area

[Bushy]

> >A major earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool in the

 

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> > > early hours of 15th September. The epicentre was Huyton.

 

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> > > Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "bang out of order",

 

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> > > "mental" and "that did me ead in". The earthquake decimated the area

 

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> > > causing in excess of £55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of

 

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> > > mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair.

 

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> > > Three preserved areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many

 

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> > > locals were woken up before their Giros arrived. The Liverpool Echo

 

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> > > reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered. They are

 

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> > > still trying to come to terms with the fact that the damage was caused by

 

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> > > something else instead of them.

 

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> > > One resident, Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "it

 

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> > > was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running through the

 

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> > > cardboard door into my bedroom crying. My hands were shaking so much that

 

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> > > I could hardly skin up when I was watching Trisha the next morning".

 

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> > > Another local resident known as Macca said the earthquake would not stop

 

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> > > him going back to work, after all TWOCing, burglaries and graffiti would

 

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> > > not do themselves.

 

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> > > The british Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny

 

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> > > Delight to the area to help the crisis. Rescue workers were still

 

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> > > searching through rubble and have found large quantities of personal

 

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> > > belongings which include benefit books, jewellry from Elizabeth Dukes,

 

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> > > bone china from Poundstretcher and a number of Argos catalogues. However,

 

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> > > they were unable to save any furniture from Crazy Georges.

 

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> > > How can you help?

 

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> > > This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those

 

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> > > unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sort

 

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> > > after. Most needed are Kappa or other tracksuits (his and hers), white

 

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> > > socks to tuck the tracksuit bottoms into, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats

 

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> > > and Reebok trainers. Primac clothing is most welcome. Food parcels are

 

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> > > also needed. They include McCains micro chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch,

 

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> > > Nutella chocolate spread and Iceland pizzas. Alcohol is also in short

 

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> > > supply, mainly Lambrini, White Lightning cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.

 

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> > > Cash donations are also needed, 22p buys a bic biro to sign on, 80p buys a

 

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> > > portion of chips and £15 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just got back

 

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> > > from Kavos.

 

 

 

 

[Louise]

 

i like it

[jon_m]

haha!! quality stuff !

[Tresh]

Not bad for a Welshman.

[djiceman]

[cybertraxx]

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[cybertraxx]

glowstick said:

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[Maria]

How many times is this going to get posted ?

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Maria said:

How many times is this going to get posted ?

 

as often as we like to post it biatch, i mean, who cares if you seen it before, others mnay not have!