The Male Perspective

[Bushy]

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are

> >the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

> >

> >Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

> >

> >1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,

> >put it down. We need it up you need it down. You don't hear us

> >complaining about you leaving it down.

> >

> >1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of

> >the tides. Let it be.

> >

> >1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think

> >of it that way.

> >

> >1. Crying is blackmail.

> >

> > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle

> >hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do

> >not work! Just say it!

> >

> >1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

> >question.

> >

> >1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

> >That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

> >

> >1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a

> >doctor.

> >

> >1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

> > In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

> >

> >1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

> >

> >1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of

> >the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

> >

> >1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want

> >it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just

> >do it yourself.

> >

> >1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

> >commercials.

> >

> >1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do

> >we.

> >

> >1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

> > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a

> >fruit.

> > We have no idea what mauve is.

> >

> >1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

> >

> >1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act

> >like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not

> >worth the hassle.

> >

> >1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an

> >answer you don't want to hear.

> >

> >1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is

> >fine. Really.

> >

> >1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared

> >to discuss such topics as football, the team formation,

> >or motor racing.

> >

> >1. You have enough clothes.

> >

> >1. You have too many shoes.

> >

> >1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

> >

 

[jon_m]

classic!

[Maria]

MAO !

 

Good post, but I wisah all fuckig men wouldnt tar all women with the same brush !

 

twats

[ReBirth]

hehe yea, I've seen one similar to this before, except that it ended with the following footnote :

 

"I know after reading this I'll have to sleep on the couch, but we actually don't mind...it's just like camping"

[djiceman]

[NeoN]

[Louise]

whos the humping smilie for?.......ian?

[Cherry]

Bushy said:

> >1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

> > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a

> >fruit.

> > We have no idea what mauve is.

 

Hahaha! How true is that?!

[jon_m]

Cherry said:

Bushy said:

> >1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

> > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a

> >fruit.

> > We have no idea what mauve is.

 

Hahaha! How true is that?!

 

not very! mauve is a purple colour

[Cherry]

jon_m said:

Cherry said:

Bushy said:

> >1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

> > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a

> >fruit.

> > We have no idea what mauve is.

 

Hahaha! How true is that?!

 

not very! mauve is a purple colour

 

you asked Jeeves!

[jon_m]

no i didnt!! colours are easy! if a bitch knows it then im bound to arent i? think about it!

[Cherry]

jon_m said:

no i didnt!! colours are easy! if a bitch knows it then im bound to arent i? think about it!

 

r u gay?

[jon_m]

[Cherry]

[jon_m]