What's the most abusive you've been on the tube?

[Shaney_R]

Basically all the celts.

 

Lisa, will u buy me a new pair?

[Lisa]

I have a pair in my shed size 7, may have to squeeze your footsies in but they'll do til I can get to a wellie shop

[Shaney_R]

Done deal

[Guest Kev]

Anyone with bad BO should be abused. Its fucking rude.

[LiquidEyes]

Hmm. Once this elderly lady refused to give up her seat, despite the fact I was blatantly wasted on a cocktail of alchohol and ket, and needed the seat more than her. So I tied her to the handrail and set her on fire.

[Shaney_R]

Sniff my pits Kev and abuse me baby!

[Guest Kev]

QUOTE (Shaney_R @ Jul 12 2004, 13:20)

Sniff my pits Kev and abuse me baby!

The kind of abuse I dish is probably different to the kind you want. Now put your arse away you dirty fucker.

[Alex]

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jul 12 2004, 13:20)

Hmm. Once this elderly lady refused to give up her seat, despite the fact I was blatantly wasted on a cocktail of alchohol and ket, and needed the seat more than her. So I tied her to the handrail and set her on fire.

It's a damned shame, but it's the only way they'll learn not to be so inconsiderate.

[teabag]

Well I was pissed and feeling rather aggressive after a slanging match down the pub and I ended up knocking someone's shopping all over the platform at Camden station and banging into people repeatedly on the tube

[Guest Kether]

I told a baby to "shut up you fucking lovely person" this morning as it repeatedly woke me up from my sleep with its incessant wailing. I didn't feel proud of myself.

 

Even better was when I told an old woman to "slit your wrists you lovely person" after tutting at Jay for drinking beer on the tube. Again, I was tired.

 

Tiredness makes me lose my super-ego.

[Guest Jay]

 

I in no way incited Keth to say such things.

I just want to make that clear.

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Jay @ Jul 12 2004, 16:16)

I in no way incited Keth to say such things. I just want to make that clear.

I'm sure you said "are you going to let her insult my honour like that" before squeezing my buttocks.

 

Obviously I misheard you.

[Guest Kev]

QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 12 2004, 15:58)

I told a baby to "shut up you fucking lovely person" this morning as it repeatedly woke me up from my sleep with its incessant wailing. I didn't feel proud of myself. Even better was when I told an old woman to "slit your wrists you lovely person" after tutting at Jay for drinking beer on the tube. Again, I was tired. Tiredness makes me lose my super-ego.

If that was me I'd kick you in the tits. Hard.

[SexyNic]

on the tube to wildchild i remember dawn asked a couple if they were foreign and they said no and then she was all embarrassed lol

 

then bushy started taking pictures of them and they got a bit freaked out

[LTM]

I fucking battered a 95 year old women for looking at me funny.