FAO Elitechick

[GodsKitchenBoy]

I appear to be shitting thru the eye of a needle.....

I blame you

[EliteChick]

DID u have a dodgy curry too????? ive been on the loo for most of the weekend (im sure u wanted to know that)

 

whats wrong?

[Louise]

great conversation

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Elitechick said:

DID u have a dodgy curry too????? ive been on the loo for most of the weekend (im sure u wanted to know that)

 

whats wrong?

 

Its got nothing to do with curry my dear......

 

I think it must have been the evil concoction of.....er......alcohol and stuff from Saturday night......I have absolutely no recollection of being in contact with you after 11.30pm.....which is probably a good thing in case I said something really fooking stupid.....but I still blame you for me having the raging 2 Bar Bits.....

[EliteChick]

well u rung me about midnight i think but i missed ur call and was too fooked to even try and talk to u anyway

 

why is it my fault anyway? just out of interest...

 

i suppose u gotta blame sumone

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Just becuase woman.......I don't need a reason.....

[EliteChick]

[EliteChick]

Hows your arse monkey boy?

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Elitechick said:

Hows your arse monkey boy?

 

Very leaky......like an old burst water pipe in winter but with more shite

[EliteChick]

oh dear

 

 

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Its none of the above.....

 

Its much more like this:

 

 

[Louise]

do you mind.....im eating my dinner

[EliteChick]

where do u find '[censored]' like that??

[GodsKitchenBoy]

With my completely unmetered super fast internet connection at work i can go places others only dream about......but I found that on google....

 

[EliteChick]

damm i missed that one! Gonna ave another look..

 

 

 

 

 

 

dont i have an interesting life?