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chickadee said:

all i want is world peace

 

I want war and lots of it. Death for all!!

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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i want sex but im never gonna get that so ill settle for a wank instead

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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CreamyC said:

 

 

I think I want to puke.

 

When did u start thinking? Did it hurt?

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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i know wot i want but ill just get the usual. Another car, a house in chelsea, new decks, a small island in the maldives and a t-shirt.

 

Or have i got that the right way round?

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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Dawn said:

chickadee said:

ok, can i have a mr'frosty then??? peeeeas

 

Will someone go and buy her a Mr Frosty for gawd sake thumbs.gif

 

not this one again! nut.gif

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