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Ive got one of those new upside down ketchup bottles that doesnt mess up the lid as its got a special hole for squeezing it out of. I used it for the first time today with my dinner. This was b4 i got abducted for questioning by this geezer i had met earlier in the day down the pub, lets call him squiggle iggle posicle dude with no hair except the stuff on the top of his head. In other news ive set fire to nothing 2day (yet) which is gud and means im getting better. I also got carpet burns today from play fighting with one of my female housemates who thought it wud be funny to push my blow up armchair backwards whilst i was sitting in it and then attempting to hit me in the bollocks for 10 mins. I then tried to explain and demonstrate to my dad wot my new cdj1000 can do over the phone. Massive backspin i dont think travels well down phonelines as he just heard noise. I then fixed his internet by remembering the most random fact. Ooh i haven't turned on my UV light in ages *flicks switch* Yay. *realises its not plugged in* D'oh. banghead.gif *plugs in* yay bigsmile.gif colourful room. Do u have a bullet in your gun. I did but the police arrested me but the IRA busted me out of the police van on the way to the police station so im now free again but i do have to hide everytime i hear the lights. The Yakuza want me as well for dissing their noodles the other nite so will havge to wear a disguise on fri nite and wen im djing @ my mates houseparty on sat. My shoes really piss me off at the moment as one of them lets water in making my socks wet. And another thing that pisses me off is the fact that our kitchen floor is [censored]. It becomes so sticky really easily and ive just walked in there bare foot so my feet now feel rank. Pass that cd wud u, no not that one the other cd. Wot do u mean ive got hundreds of cds. U shud know wot one i want by instinct.

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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hello i felt like being random and informative at the same time and thats the result. Ive done better on tidy b4 but thats all my tired little brain can handle 2nite. In other news ive decided to go out clubbing as often as possible. Am in cardiff til 13th Dec so where can i go after that??????????????? I reckon that if i advertised myself i cud sell nutrigrain bars for 50% less than wot i buy them 4.

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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clubbing somewhere but need suggestions

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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HardHouseHelen said:

Think its past someones bedtime.....

 

nite helen hope ya have a gud nite sleep.

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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benrostwood said:

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Think its past someones bedtime.....

 

nite helen hope ya have a gud nite sleep.

 

Yeh fink i will so i dont have to listen to this bollox!! nerner.gif

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HardHouseHelen said:

benrostwood said:

HardHouseHelen said:

Think its past someones bedtime.....

 

nite helen hope ya have a gud nite sleep.

 

Yeh fink i will so i dont have to listen to this bollox!! nerner.gif

 

its a long walk to my house slave - best start walkin now yes.gifnow.gif

http://bos.abavagada.net/oddfiles/djelementalonline.jpg

 

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HardHouseHelen said:

benrostwood said:

HardHouseHelen said:

Think its past someones bedtime.....

 

nite helen hope ya have a gud nite sleep.

 

Yeh fink i will so i dont have to listen to this bollox!! nerner.gif

 

yeh but its gud bollox

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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DJ_Elemental said:

HardHouseHelen said:

benrostwood said:

HardHouseHelen said:

Think its past someones bedtime.....

 

nite helen hope ya have a gud nite sleep.

 

Yeh fink i will so i dont have to listen to this bollox!! nerner.gif

 

its a long walk to my house slave - best start walkin now yes.gifnow.gif

 

Im on my way! heartbeat.gif

See ya in a few months then. frown.gif

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DJ_Elemental said:

na the [censored] u was baballing at tidy was good bollox laugh.gif

 

ur visions @ tidy was gud bollox

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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HardHouseHelen said:

DJ_Elemental said:

HardHouseHelen said:

benrostwood said:

HardHouseHelen said:

Think its past someones bedtime.....

 

nite helen hope ya have a gud nite sleep.

 

Yeh fink i will so i dont have to listen to this bollox!! nerner.gif

 

its a long walk to my house slave - best start walkin now yes.gifnow.gif

 

Im on my way! heartbeat.gif

See ya in a few months then. frown.gif

 

your so unfit its gonna take u months to walk to my house? thats no good - might have to get you back into shape think.giflaugh.gif

 

alternativly - i'll bring my bed with me this weekend \ next yes.gif

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