The gorrilla and the woman

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It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are spending

 

>the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting; almost see

 

>through, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal

 

>jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.

 

>

 

>As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large,

 

>hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the

 

>bars, and holding on with one hand (and two feet), he grunts and pounds his

 

>chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in

 

>the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.

 

>

 

>He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband

 

>suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.

 

>She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would

 

>wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps

 

>fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear

 

>the bars down.

 

>

 

>"Now try lifting your dress up and flashing your beaver." he says. This

 

>drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing flips and has a

 

>hard-on like a baseball bat. Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the

 

>door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door

 

>shut.

 

>

 

>"Now, tell HIM you've got a f*cking headache."

 

 

 

 

[Claire DC]

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