The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....

[Nick G]

Biography:

Why d u want to know bout me.

 

Well neway,

 

Im a wannabe axe murderer from brighton who has somehow on my escaping from the police ended up in dundee whilst running an errand for me mate Dave. Now that im here i wish i was in baghdad (dont ask y cos its a long story). But then i jumped off this 2 foot high wall, landed, rolled, and came up shooting and throwing knives at the Russian and italian mafia who found my hiding place. luckily the ruskies and italians started shooting each other i was able to make my escape. I hid from the Yakuza by hidind underneath a camouflaged carpet. But then one of them stumbled on me so i had to watch a dvd. Grabbed a beer and a slice of pizza and chilled for a bit. Then gi=ot in my souped up racer and sped off at 10mph. This ended up with the FBI and Army after me but i managed to change my car for a spliff which i used to chill them out. I then started to clean around them with a hoover.

 

 

A note to the owner or 'that waffle up there';

 

Go away. Being 'random' isn't funny - never was - never will be.

 

A note to the owner of 'that waffle up there'(pt 2);

 

Get out more - 1273 posts in 40 days is, to put it bluntly, fecking sad. Damn student layabout type personage - go get a job or something!

[Maria]

Nick - get the [censored] out of the general forums !

 

[Louise]

whos is it

[Maria]

MUMMY G !

 

[Nick G]

Sorry. Will have to make a suggestion to James about having a **let's cunt someone (who you don't know) off for the day** forum .....

[Nick G]

Maria said:

MUMMY G !

 

 

Is it bollox! Mummy G is the nuts - crazy, stupid, bonkers maybe, but never *random*

 

[BenRW]

im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.

[Maria]

Nick G said:

 

 

Is it bollox! Mummy G is the nuts - crazy, stupid, bonkers maybe, but never *random*

 

[Nick G]

benrostwood said:

im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.

 

Yeah - maybe, but most of his posts are relevant ...

[BenRW]

Creamyc said

cunt

 

yeah, really relevant.

[Nick G]

benrostwood said:

Creamyc said

cunt

 

yeah, really relevant.

 

Who was that to? I bet they actually are a cunt!

[BenRW]

he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to

[Nick G]

benrostwood said:

he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to

 

and .....?

 

Personally, I tend to agree with him on most occasions

[Wonky]

nick i miss you.

[Jimmy]

wat does my biography say?