My stomach is making these really funny noises.

[Maria]

I think my mother poisened me.

[Lisa]

well done mum

[Guest]

Anyone want to buy a Tidy Weekender Ticket ?

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 13 2004, 23:20)

Anyone want to buy a Tidy Weekender Ticket ?

nope, your coming wenchio

[ChrisT]

manky moira

[Guest]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Jul 13 2004, 23:21)

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 13 2004, 23:20) Anyone want to buy a Tidy Weekender Ticket ? nope, your coming wenchio

[Bushy]

no she didnt, you just dont eat all day then your stomach doesnt know whats going on!

 

[Guest]

It's like an Aquarium in there :|

[Tara]

Maria, have you tried taking a shit?

[Guest]

No.

 

Don't feel the need for one.

 

A bit of air comes out, and that's about it.

 

It's all better now.

 

Thanks for the advice though.

 

[Tara]

So, by the sounds of it, you just needed a fart. Congratulations, well done.

[Guest]

No, not at all.

 

That was this morning, before I had a queezy belly.

 

Give yourself a pat on the back though, for trying to help.

 

Thanks.

 

mwa x

[Tara]

*Pats self on back*

[Guest]

Good girl.

 

[Tara]

"Burrrrp"