Weirdness personified

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Whats the weirdest thing you have ever seen on a night out?

 

I went to Fabric on Saturday night and was treated to what can only be described as the weirdest floor show ever...

 

A 6"7 black transexual (I am assuming she/he was transexual rather than transvestite as she/he had a rack on her/him that any woman would be proud of....I didn't actually check) that looked like an uglier version of Tina Turner on the dance floor.....nothing wrong with that you may think...each to their own.....takes all sorts to make the world go round.....indeed...

 

Until she/he proceeded to lower her/his top in the middle of the dance floor and allow a strange little man, who to all intents and purposes could have been Danny Devito, to suckle upon her/his ample bosom

 

Surfice to say the whole dancefloor stopped in its tracks....the DJ even fumbled the mix.....anyway, normal service was resumed after Danny and Tina step off the dancefloor to resume their intimacy in a more private corner of the club

 

 

 

[Louise]

you sure you didnt go Twist?

[GodsKitchenBoy]

luu_luu said:

you sure you didnt go Twist?

 

No....I am sure I was at Fabric....well.....at least I think I am sure

[Mr Moo]

D&B boy?

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Mr_Moo said:

D&B boy?

 

Nah mate....DnB is Fridays....I went on Saturday to see Richie Hawtin play some quality techno....room 2 was a mixture of prog and trance....the little room upstairs where the afore-mentioned incident occur was just plain weird

[Mr Moo]

Hawtin is wicked!!

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Mr_Moo said:

Hawtin is wicked!!

 

He was top draw mate....only problem was it was so rammed in the main room you couldn't even get in there most of the time.......

[Jimmy]

the last twist was pretty weird but it was class all the same