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A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe

> > > rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run

> > >with

> > > me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the

> > > joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

> > > They came upon an elephant snorting

> > > cocaine. The rabbit said,"Elephant,don't do drugs. Come, run with us

> > > through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and

> > > mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and

> > >giraffe.

> > > The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The

> > > rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the

> > >forest."

> > > The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the

> > >needle

> > > and started to beat up the rabbit. Horrified, the giraffe and

> > >elephant

> > > asked, "Lion, why are you doing this?

> > > He was only trying to help you." The lion answered, "This little

> > >idiot?

> > > He makes me run around the forest like a bloody idiot every time he's

> > >on ecstasy."

> > >-----------------------------------------------------------------

 

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we've only heard that 8,465 times before. well, three at least:

 

A little rabbit

Drugs are bad !

Rabbit........

 

smile.gif

 

alasdair

"I've got medication, honey. I've got wings to fly", Primal Scream:Jailbird msn: alasdairmanson@hotmail.com yahoo IM: alimanson@yahoo.com AOL IM: alimanson23@aol.com email: ali_manson@yahoo.com homepage: http://www.magicglasses.com

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alasdairm said:

we've only heard that 8,465 times before. well, three at least:

 

A little rabbit

Drugs are bad !

Rabbit........

 

smile.gif

 

alasdair

 

just realised you found the link to three of the same jokes.

 

far too much time on your hands

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oh your so smart andy.

 

my point it was there any need to search 3 of them up, search option or not?

 

there isnt enough time in my day to bother my arse with something like that.

 

maybe some people have far more time on there hands for 1 reason or another....

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It really doesn't take that long to do a quick search and cut & paste the URLs (addresses).

 

It probably took Alasdair less time than it took for you to single-finger-type that last post!

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Tony.P said:

still thought it was [censored] though wink.gif

 

word smile.gif

 

alasdair

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right, your all jumping on my post right now - thats what your doing.

 

this is wholey unacceptable.

 

i have pressed the notify moderator button.

 

you all just wait rotfl.gif

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