My voice.

[Maria]

Is absolutly terrible.

 

Sounds a bit sexy actually - although I am squeeking quite a bit

[Mr Moo]

Squeeking is sooooooo last year darling.

[Maria]

Well, im sorry - but being slack is sooooo not me, darling.

[DJ Elemental]

your from swansea...

[Maria]

I don't get it

[DJ Elemental]

im saying all swansea girls talk sexy and slightly squeeky

 

*reserves his previous statment so he doesn't get his arse kicked*

[James]

DJ_Elemental said:

your from swansea...

 

[Louise]

gargle with some TCP in warm water...usually works. (dont taste to good though)

[Mr Moo]

Rinse well with ger ber.

[Maria]

DJ_Elemental said:

im saying all swansea girls talk sexy and slightly squeeky

 

*reserves his previous statment so he doesn't get his arse kicked*

 

Ah yeh I get ya.

 

Yeh I shagged more or less the whole of Swansea.

 

I [censored] loved it too - and im well proud too.

 

Village bike my nick name was

 

No regrets

[DJ Elemental]

acctaully i was taking the piss about your accent - but thank you for filling me in on that other info - dearly noted.

[Trouble]

hopefully u will of lernt summet from all your experience

[Maria]

Trouble said:

hopefully u will of lernt summet from all your experience

 

Yes - want some advice ?

 

Make sure the bloke you have sex with next wears a condom that actually fits around his girth.

 

Better still, just make sure you are shagging a a dude who has a big king donger..

 

You don't wana end up losing the condom..

[Trouble]

lol dont worry hun my bloke dosent need no advice in that area & its a bit late on the condom department 5 month to go

[Mr Moo]

You said you'd wait for me you cheap tart!