Cup of tea and a piece or cheese.

[Mr Moo]

Always a pleasure and never a chore! Goes down a treat!

 

Sliced apple and cheese is another personal fave =)

[Claire DC]

Iv just had cheese on some cracker thing!!

[Mr Moo]

No butter to put on the ol' crackers =/

[Claire DC]

I dont put butter on them.. just cheese, sometimes cheese spread too!! So long as its mature cheese theyre fine without butter tho!!

[Bukey]

Bloody hell, Moo.... You bored?

[Guest]

Partial to a nice bit of knob cheese meself.

[Guest]

Crill said:

Partial to a nice bit of knob cheese meself.

 

We know that Paul!

[Bukey]

Crill said:

Partial to a nice bit of knob cheese meself.

 

You like smeg, then?

[Guest]

Never heard it called that before.

[neet]

Correct term smegma

[Bukey]

Crill said:

Never heard it called that before.

 

That's what it is... Hence the Red Dwarf usage.

 

Anyway, http://googlism.com/what_is/s/smeg/ contains the definition:

 

smeg is nob cheese

 

Fourth up from the bottom...

[Guest]

Granny smith apple & a good strong mature cheddar is yummy!!!

[Guest]

So Lister was really saying "you knob-cheese head".

 

Excellent, you learn something new every day.

[Guest]

Crill said:

Never heard it called that before.

 

Why what have you heard it called?

[Guest]

Knob cheese you bellend. Can't you read?