men and toilet paper

[Trouble]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling

me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

 

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

 

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

 

"How long will this take?" I ask.

 

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

 

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my

breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

 

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

 

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

 

Stupid, stupid man.

[Guest]

that explains why my bum is soo small

[Ginge]

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Jul 14 2004, 21:44)

that explains why my bum is soo small

...and why your fingers smell so bad.

[Guest]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Jul 15 2004, 05:05)

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Jul 14 2004, 21:44) that explains why my bum is soo small ...and why your fingers smell so bad. but that never stopped you licking them afterwards