what do you call...............

[Tony P]

right see how many "good" (well i think mine are fantastic, you probably think they are shite) what do you call jokes we can get. I'll start:

 

What do you call an Irish man with a door step on his head?

 

Paddy O'Doors

[FredTheBaddie]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ?

 

Cliff.

 

What do you call a bloke with a spade ?

 

Dug.

 

 

[Scream]

what you call a man with a shovel on his head?

 

Dug

 

what do you call a man with no shovel on his head

 

Douglas

[Guest]

what do you call a man weights on his head??

 

 

 

 

 

Jim!!!

[Don]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in an ocean?

 

Bob

 

-in a pile of leaves?

 

Russell

 

-in a doorway?

 

Matt

[Nick G]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in an ocean?

 

 

[censored]?

 

 

[Tony P]

.. a man standing at a bar?

 

michael (my call)

 

 

 

.. a man standing at a bar with a stick in his hand?

 

michael caine

[Scream]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

 

Cliff

[Louise]

FTB did that on the second reply

 

i built my hopes up for nothing

[Scream]

bugger i should read the post really shouldn't i.

 

[Evilhedfuk]

What do u call a man with a car on his head?

 

Jack!

 

 

What do u call a man without a car on his head?

 

Carlos!!!

 

 

 

[Guest]

What do you call a man wearing a raincoat?

 

Mac

 

wearing 2 raincoats?

 

Max

 

Wearing 2 raincoats in a cemetery?

 

Max Bygraves

[Evilhedfuk]

 

 

 

 

[Scream]

Bushy said:

What do you call a man wearing a raincoat?

 

Mac

 

wearing 2 raincoats?

 

Max

 

Wearing 2 raincoats in a cemetery?

 

Max Bygraves

 

LMFAO classic mate!!!

[Belinda]

yep! superb!