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what has Michael Jackson got in common with whisky ?

They both come in tots

 

What does Michael Jackson have after dinner ?

Under Eights

 

Mrs Jackson has given birth and Michael Jackson asks the doctor "how long before we can start having sex"

The doctor says "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

 

What has Michael Jackson and George at Asda got in common ?

They've both got boys briefs half off !

 

Someone asked Michael Jackson what he had planned for Christmas and he replied he was going to Tampa with the kids.

 

 

 

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