christmas cracker jokes

[naomi6969]

whats the worst one u have heard???????

 

how about

why did the burgler steal the washing machine

 

so he could get a clean get away

 

(some one acctualy gets paid to make these jokes up!!!!!

[Louise]

i dont read the jokes in them.

 

i like the crappy toys instead, the red fish thingy that curls up if your in love, tiny screwdrivers and the big plastic rings

[naomi6969]

oh how i love the red fish!!!!!

 

 

[Louise]

if i get one this year il give it you on boxing day

[naomi6969]

will u save a hat 4 me aswell!!!!!

but u will have to wear yours aswell

[Guest]

Sounds like a good career option for Tony P.

[Louise]

dont think il go that far.....tell you what il just bring the box of crackers and get everyone involved

[naomi6969]

the really cheap ones are the best!!!!!!

[JoeDrawb]

my mum makes some crackers for xmas day, u can have ur little fish that curl up and a pack of screwdrivers....i get little bottles of vodka and brandy in mine