Prayers for men and women

[Mad_Clubber]

THE GIRLS PRAYER

OUR CASH

WHICH ART ON PLASTIC

HALLOWED BE THY CLOTHES

THY CARTIER WATCH

THY PRADA BAG

IN HARRODS

AS IT IS IN SELFRIDGES

GIVE US EACH DAY OUR PLATINUM VISA

AND FORGIVE US OUR OVERDRAFT

AS WE FORGIVE THOSE THAT STOP US SPENDING

AND LEAD US NOT UNTO LOUIS VUITTON

FOR THINE IS THE GUCCI

THE DIOR AND THE ARMANI

FOR CHANEL No.5 AND ETERNITY

AMEX

 

 

THE LADS PRAYER

OUR BEER

WHICH COMETH IN BOTTLES

HALLOWED BE THY ALE

THY WILL BE DRUNK

I WILL BE DRUNK

AT HOME AS WE ARE IN THE PUB

GIVE US EACH DAY OUR DAILY BEVERAGE

AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES

AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILLEST AGAINST US

AND LEAD US NOT INTO POOFY WINEBARS

OR DETRACT US FROM REAL ALE

FOR MINE IS THE LAGER

THE TOTTY AND THE FOOTY

FOREVER AND EVER

BARMEN