Hi, I'm brilliant.

[Kether]

Anyone want me for whatever reason, PM me and for a negotiable fee I'm sure we can come to an agreement.

 

ps, have puppies, will travel.

[Wonky]

 

you muppet

[Ian Cashman]

...and un-original

[Capn Jack]

Kether said:

ps, have puppies, will travel.

 

You have man boobs? But you look so skinny in your pope robes!!

[Kether]

Capn_Jack said:

Kether said:

ps, have puppies, will travel.

 

You have man boobs? But you look so skinny in your pope robes!!

 

No, I mean actual dogs.

[Trouble]

send the puppies ill leave u at home

[Kether]

Trouble said:

send the puppies ill leave u at home

 

Kind of defeats the object of being Kether with his canine troupe if I leave them at home.

[Trouble]

yeah but id probly get more fun outta the dog than u by the looks of ya pic

[Kether]

Trouble said:

yeah but id probly get more fun outta the dog than u by the looks of ya pic

 

Appearances can be deveiving, anyway, you have no idea what I'm hiding in that tunic.

 

You ever hear of pope Joan? She was pope once, she pretended to be a man, became pope but ended up getting knocked up by a bishop. Then on a procession she popped her sprog and got stoned to death.

 

Who said catholics don't know how to have a laugh?

[Trouble]

ohhhh so ur a woman pretending to be a man that must explain alot dont think i can find any use 4 ya then

[Kether]

Trouble said:

ohhhh so ur a woman pretending to be a man that must explain alot dont think i can find any use 4 ya then

 

I don't know how you deduced that? Since Pope Joan every new pope has to sit on a chair with a hole for his danglies so that all the other archbishops can check that the pope is actually a man.

 

I've not been ritually stoned yet so I'm guessing I'm a good old XY.

 

You might be right about not being able to find a use for me, I don't come with a manual and someone with as little life experience as you might be a bit bemused as to where to start.

[Trouble]

lol

 

trust me i cud find a use 4 u all depending how equipt u are but u seem to a bit of a tosser so id probly just use ya & abuse ya & block it from my memory

[Kether]

Trouble said:

lol

 

trust me i cud find a use 4 u all depending how equipt u are but u seem to a bit of a tosser so id probly just use ya & abuse ya & block it from my memory

 

Suits me fine, want to make a date?

[Trouble]

im free till xmas

[Kether]

Trouble said:

im free till xmas

 

Is that like a trial period, after which you charge?