Jusin and Chistian the Prawns

[Mr Moo]

Far away in the tropical waters of North Queensland, two prawns were

swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called

Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened

by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to

Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn; I wish I was a shark,

and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten" As Justin had his

mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious Cod appears and says,

"Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his

old mate. Time went on (as it invariably does. . . ) and Justin found

himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply

swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that

his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod

again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change

 

him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and

behold; he is turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little

 

eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

 

(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse!!)

 

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the

enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right

again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house.

As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged

on the door and shouted....

"It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again. Christian

replied

"No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be

tricked".

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian".

 

[Scream]

i really liked that, lol.

[Claire DC]

[Hardhousehunnij]

lol my mum favourite joke only one she rembers