An Interesting story.

[FredTheBaddie]

The phone was ringing off its hinges. I didn't want to stir the apple cart. It was so quiet you could hear a needle drop in a haystack. It was time to separate the wheat from the baby.

 

I usually don't put my chickens before the horse, but all is fair in horseshoes and hand-grenades. It was time to get the train out of the harbor because not everything that shines is baloney. I didn't have many bullets left in the tank and I was shooting at straws, running on exhaustion fumes, looking for a seed that would get it over the hump. I didn't want to sit in the hotbox with my fingers in my earballs. It was a huge incontinence for me, but it's water under the dam now, so I put the ball in the other shoe, and that took the steam out of my sails. No point in making a molehill out of an elephant. I mean, you can try, but it's like waiting for toast to boil. That's why I say you shouldn't let people get under your goat. If you do the legwork, you'll have all of your balls in the air. It's like six of one and two dozen of the other. Eventually the penny will come home to roost. You are the wind beneath my cheeks.

 

The End

[Nick G]

o.....k......

 

have you been on the sauce again???

[FredTheBaddie]

No, I've told you, it's full of sugar.

[JoeDrawb]

right ill hold his arms back and u open his mouth - shall we opt for Heinz or Spar's own brand ......ok, the cheap stuff it is

[Wonky]

 

i think its a hidden dig at ians shite xmas fable.

 

thats how i see it anyway.

[Mr_Happy]

Jay said:

 

i think its a hidden dig at ians shite xmas fable.

 

thats how i see it anyway.

 

agreed. altho i expected something a little less random from ray