I applied to go on The Salon thursday morning....

[CreamyC]

I am suggesting this is the Bushmaster General.

[Trouble]

well i think garath sud be banned

 

creamy & u fort it was bad enough having me here

[Guest]

CreamyC said:

I am suggesting this is the Bushmaster General.

 

Not me mate. I'd choose Jordan.

[CreamyC]

Trouble said:

well i think garath sud be banned

 

creamy & u fort it was bad enough having me here

 

You English language is tragic.

[Guest]

CreamyC said:

Trouble said:

well i think garath sud be banned

 

creamy & u fort it was bad enough having me here

 

You English language is tragic.

 

lol

[CreamyC]

Bushy said:

CreamyC said:

Trouble said:

well i think garath sud be banned

 

creamy & u fort it was bad enough having me here

 

You English language is tragic.

 

lol

 

Oh [censored], that wasn't deliberate, that was an awful [censored] up on my behalf.

[Trouble]

lol i no iv been told many a time & new b4 u new

 

 

but still sumwer underneeth ut all u love me creamy u just so happen to hide it well

 

 

[Trouble]

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Trouble said:

ahhhh fook me sidways what twat let daft bastard Garath on here please god dont let it be thats gotta be aginst some rules

 

 

can we kill him wen we do sidam ova

 

 

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thats not nice

 

trust me hun i cud say alot worse

[Phil rr]

Trouble said:

 

trust me hun i cud say alot worse

 

although she couldn't type an awful lot worse

[Trouble]

awww thanks phill ill take it as a compliment

[Jimmy]

how much is it costin u mate?

[llamaman1562627901]

luu_luu said:

i dont need a shag, just admireing the scenery, gay blokes tend to be better looking than strait (with a few exeptions )

 

I personally would like to think many of the exceptions are new world camelids...?

 

I like to think I'm a bit of a herdsire...

[Highlander]

moo what the [censored] can they do with your hair you hardly got any!!!

[Louise]

Captain_Cunted said:

how much is it costin u mate?

 

its all free, you should go in for the colonic irrigation while your there

[Mr Moo]

Nick G said:

....coming from the vainest bastard in the world .... *look, and here's a pic of me on the bus ... ooh and here's one of me in the chip shop .. oh and another of me shitting myself on the big dipper at the local fairground*

 

 

 

*oh, and here's the video of me when i was on the salon* ... i'm SO looking forward to that one

 

 

Your the man Nick..... your THE man...