I applied to go on The Salon thursday morning....

[Jimmy]

luu_luu said:

Captain_Cunted said:

how much is it costin u mate?

 

its all free, you should go in for the colonic irrigation while your there

wats that like?

[Louise]

a pipe shoved up your arse and water is pumped into your colon and all the [censored] is cleared out!

[Agent]

luu_luu said:

a pipe shoved up your arse and water is pumped into your colon and all the [censored] is cleared out!

 

 

I need a [censored] come to think of it......

[Louise]

way too much information there

[Jimmy]

so they would cut, style and colour my hair for free?

[Louise]

yes

[CreamyC]

I was told two members of Wildchild were having a wax done last week ? Is that true ?

[Highlander]

CreamyC said:

I was told two members of Wildchild were having a wax done last week ? Is that true ?

 

a crack sack and back

[Titchy]

waxing hurts

[Claire DC]

Nah waxin aint that bad, u get used to it.. if i can go and get my bikini line brazillian waxed every few weeks then anyone can!!

[David Timothy]

lol when u off on it then gayboy???

[FredTheBaddie]

luu_luu said:

i dont need a shag, just admireing the scenery, gay blokes tend to be better looking than strait (with a few exeptions )

 

Like all black people are criminals you mean ?

[FredTheBaddie]

Gareth_Gates said:

Trouble said:

ahhhh fook me sidways what twat let daft bastard Garath on here please god dont let it be thats gotta be aginst some rules

 

 

can we kill him wen we do sidam ova

 

thats not nice

 

What's happened to your st-st-st-stutter ?

[Louise]

FredTheBaddie said:

luu_luu said:

i dont need a shag, just admireing the scenery, gay blokes tend to be better looking than strait (with a few exeptions )

 

Like all black people are criminals you mean ?

 

only YOU could come up with a reply like that

 

 

[FredTheBaddie]

One word. Bukey.