Jump to content

Things not to say on a first date

Tidy Tart

By Tidy Tart
in General Discussion

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • CTW Members
Tidy Tart Veteran

Tidy Tart

Posted
  • CTW Members
Posted

I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.

 

 

I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow two thousand quid?

 

 

Go ahead and go large - I found spare change in the sofa today.

 

 

Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.

 

 

Wait till my bloke hears about this!

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...