Chain Letter

[FredTheBaddie]

CHAIN LETTER

 

This is a chain letter with a difference, it costs nothing, and you can

only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

 

INSTRUCTIONS.

Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't

forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the Person who is at the

top of your list.

Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive

823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5

models, 463 wild nymphomaniacs, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who

enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women.

 

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply sexier and less inhibited

than the grumpy old bag you posted off.

And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of

those that will come back to you.

 

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his

friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he

sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial

expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel

he'd been living with since he sent off his old Girlfriend moved out to

live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me

has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from

exhaustion.

Outside his ward are a further 452 packages.

 

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.

 

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.

No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities

(that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No

obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like

marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

 

PS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can

prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon

under-take.

 

What are you waiting for?

 

Regards

 

The Bishop

 

 

 

[JoeDrawb]

wouldn't mind gettin myself on a list like that -- aint got a girlfriend to exchange...got a 23yr old sister in law tho...may be able to come to some agreement with my brother