I got given the best thing for my birthday

[llamaman1562627901]

This was a couple of weeks back. It absolutely rules.

 

It is a box, about the size of a brick. It's covered in white fur. It has a button at the top.

 

When you push the botton, boggling multi-coloured lights around the button flash on and off, and you hear this come out of the box:

 

'LLAMAS

 

LLAMAS

 

llamas

 

llamas

llamasllamasllamasllama'

 

... it gets a higher pitch each time it is said, and it gets fast each time too.

 

I am so bored. I need to make a phone call to a person that really [censored] me off yesterday and I don't really want to. Never mind.

 

What are people up to tonight?

[Louise]

im up to nothing of any interest as usual, just loafing around, tormenting the cats, nursing a bad cold and generally feeling sorry for myself

 

 

[xpaulax]

im going too bed soon, all this build up too christmas is stressful, sorry having a whinge

 

[llamaman1562627901]

luu_luu said:

im up to nothing of any interest as usual, just loafing around, tormenting the cats, nursing a bad cold and generally feeling sorry for myself

 

 

Ah [censored]. Know the feeling (apart from tormenting the cats! haha). Feeling fairly sorry for myself at the mo too.

 

Hmm. Something needs to be done about this. Howabout:

 

The Rapping Viscacha?

 

I need to phone up someone who needs to be phoned up otherwise they will feel unloved but they really did piss me off yesterday and I don't want to. HMM. Maybe I should call tommorow morning and have a drink instead. Getting pissed helps you not feel colds, what about that?

 

[llamaman1562627901]

xpaulax said:

im going too bed soon, all this build up too christmas is stressful, sorry having a whinge

 

[censored] don't worry about having a winge!! haha

 

 

DON'T WORRY ABOUT WINGING.

 

If you want to winge, I want to hear it.

[xpaulax]

llamaman said:

xpaulax said:

im going too bed soon, all this build up too christmas is stressful, sorry having a whinge

 

[censored] don't worry about having a winge!! haha

 

 

DON'T WORRY ABOUT WINGING.

 

If you want to winge, I want to hear it.

 

ok u said it,

youve got your job too get done

christmas shopping too get done

all the wrapping too do

family expect visits before xmas

gotta fly round n get your food shopping done, while ignorant ppl block the aisles, your stood ages saying `excuse me` they dont move cos they are gossiping

got the house too clean

there we go whinge over

im all done now tho, apart from work tomorrow, and im quite looking forward too xmas now

 

[llamaman1562627901]

xpaulax said:

ok u said it,

youve got your job too get done

christmas shopping too get done

all the wrapping too do

family expect visits before xmas

gotta fly round n get your food shopping done, while ignorant ppl block the aisles, your stood ages saying `excuse me` they dont move cos they are gossiping

got the house too clean

there we go whinge over

im all done now tho, apart from work tomorrow, and im quite looking forward too xmas now

 

That's a lot of [censored] to be doing. The people in the aisles gossiping can definitely GTF. I've been getting close to a few pavement rage situations recently due to giving up the smokes. Not good.

[xpaulax]

[censored] if i was giving up smoking at the mo, id be locked up

all the stress is worth it on xmas day,

plus its getting nearer too new years eve

[llamaman1562627901]

It's true, it is good when it all pans out.

 

I'm using the patches to give up smoking which are absolutely GREAT, haven't even needed willpower, haven't even thought of cigs... UNTIL...

 

UNTIL...

 

you go down a patch strength. Then I'm a BASTARD for a week. Housemate was surprised at how much of an [censored] (relatively ) I was. Takes about a week and a half not to want to murder people and then it is back to normal. I'm dreading going down to the lightest strength.

[xpaulax]

my ex just gone down too the least strength patch .

well done anyway

[llamaman1562627901]

 

Next time I go out is going to be so difficult though. To me, it's just nice at times if you're sitting down in a club to have a cig. They seem to last for ages and you can just sit, relax and take everything in. Ah well.

 

Maybe next time I come out I should have a huge cigar and a monocle.

 

You going to Wildchild in Feb?