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The Queen's Speech


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This year, I am coming to you from the toilet.

 

After another horrible anus, I would like to wish my subjects a well ketted up new year.

 

As I look down before me and see the lager and carrots on the floor, I feel happy in the knowledge that you, my subjects, will be ending up in a worserer state than I.

 

Let 2004 be a year of clubbing, taking, and above all memory loss.

 

Karen

 

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nice cans your majesty

 

alasdair

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