Ulcers..

[Claire DC]

I had flu, still been feelin crappy over xmas but i just got pissed to stop feelin it haha!!

 

Ulcers are absolute crap.. they fuckin kill!!

 

[Maria]

I have injured myself loads since being home.

 

Because my kitchen is small (compared to James' manshion (sp) of a kitchen), everytime I come out of my bathroom, I keep walking into the corner of the cubaords in the kitchen. Have WACKED my hip SEVERAL times on the corner of them and I think I have finally bruised myself

[Claire DC]

Mansion

 

And ouch.. yeah James does have a big kitchen doesnt he.. although readin ur other posts uv been pissed so i guess that hasnt helped you

[Maria]

I know - ah well, im sure James wont mind papmerng me and massaging my hip tomorrow night

[Claire DC]

Makes it all worth it then?!

[Maria]

Yep !

 

Im just guna throw myself inyo yhr cuboards a gfew times !

 

brb !

[Claire DC]

 

You spacker!!

[Maria]

I know im welsh, but I am not that welsh !

[Claire DC]

That's a matter of opinion

[Maria]

You are a very lucky lady that I actually like you.

 

Otherwise I would just hack into you PC and steal all of your porn vids / pics.

[Claire DC]

 

Its all on disc now anyway, needed to free some space up

[Maria]

Darn - here comes the boredom !

[Claire DC]

Have a wank!!

[CreamyC]

Maria said:

..that are under your tongue / on the side of your tongue, REALLY take the PISS.

 

I have toothache.

[Claire DC]