Last Thursday, I went for beers with some people

[Guest Jay]

 

this is the email i got from him, fucking hilarious.

 

From: Sergio Spinosa [mailto:sergio.spinosa@seacon-******.com]

Sent: 17 July 2004 17:19

To: Haydock, James (KEU.LON); Howell, Phil (KEU.LON); Pilsworth, Simon (KEU.LON)

Subject: My adventure to get back in Italy

 

Ciao mates,

 

 

 

I was still recalling in my mind the great fun of Thursday to the party and after.

 

 

 

James, I have to say that you really lost further fun when you left because we enjoyed a lot the disco and the 32 women that we fucked (you can cancel the last part).

 

 

 

Guys, I wanna tell you a very funny (and sad) story.

 

 

 

Basically, when I got the taxi back the taxi driver brought me to a different Novotel (not where I got the room booked!).

 

I told him where fucking we where and he admitted that brought me on the other side of the river!

 

 

 

By the way, when I went in my room at 0230am, just for scruple I told myslef : let's see if the flight is at 1230 or 1330.....fucking hell it was at 0900 from Gatewick!

 

 

 

I tell you mates, I planned to wake me up at 0600......you know the end?....I arrived at Gatewick when the flight was closed and BA did not want me on board!!!

 

 

 

I said PLEASE PLEASE if necessary I also make a blow job to somebody and they get me on board (without blow job!).

 

 

 

I got my seat, I saw the surly look of the people there because the flight was delaying due to a bastard italian guy!.

 

 

 

And it's not finished yet.

 

 

 

As soon as I got my seat and started sleeping after two seconds..... I could not even here the people around until......until a fucking daddy missed his kid from his arms and the poor baby crashed his head on the arm of my seat and I got the skid marks in my paints because he seemed dead!

 

 

 

Poor baby!! Until he suddenly he started crying and I said "Thanks God, you're there".......but after a while I noticed that this fucking baby would have been crying for all the flight!! Indeed he did not stop crying!

 

 

 

I said "OK", what can it happens yet. What's gone is gone and now it can just improve......

 

 

 

Yes indeed....I went to check in in Barcelona and I've been asked for documents I found out to have lost my passport!!!

 

 

 

"Oh my God", I said. Just this missing but tried to get stronger and gave him the Identity Card.

 

 

 

Finished?? No mates.

 

 

 

After 5 hours of waiting time in Barcelona, I get the flight to Rome and then to Genoa.

 

When I arrived in Genoa, I said "Fuck you now can't happen anything else!!..... 10 minutes 20 minutes 30 minutes alone at the trolley belt waiting for my luggage......useless to tell you that I've also lost my luggage!!!

 

 

 

"Ok does not matter" I said, I'm home and this is the important, I'll get the luggage back soon and all the rest is past...... fucking hell the house key was in the luggage lost!!!!

 

 

 

At 1130pm I called my friend who's been living with me for a while and he still had my home key. I woke him up and he brough me the key.

 

 

 

I got home at 0030am and first thing was to recharge the battery of my phone which was almost gone......the charger was in the luggage and... nothing to do but just went to sleep.

 

 

 

This morning, I switched on my phone and of course there was no battery.

I said BLOODY HELL and how can I know when the airport will deliver my bags?

 

 

 

So I went to a bar of my friend to charge the phone for a hour....but this is just a small detail

 

 

 

This afternoon I've got my luggage and the story got an end.

 

 

 

Ciao my friends, I wish to see you soon again because we would have great fun again.

 

 

 

Ciao

 

Sergio

 

 

 

[Guest Kether]

hahahahahahah

 

Sounds like something that would happen to me, I have the utmost sympathy.

[EmmaBlu]

how much bad luck can one bloke get

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (EmmaBlu @ Jul 20 2004, 14:33)

how much bad luck can one bloke get

Easily done.