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Claire DC

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what do lovesick owls say when it rains?

 

too wet to woo.

 

 

 

whats green and hard?

 

a frog with a tattoo

 

 

 

 

What's 'Bob' short for?

 

Cos he's got little legs

 

 

 

'i once knew a man with a wooden leg named smith'

 

'really? what was the name of his other leg?'

 

 

 

How do you send a baby astronaut to sleep?

 

Rocket

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com  Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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