How to sell yourself to the opposite sex in one quick and easy lesson.

[Kether]

1) Post a picture of yourself looking as glamourous and as sexy as possible.

 

 

2) Write a short couple of sentences about yourself making sure to emphasise your sensitivity, creativity and intelligence.

 

I drink beer, listen to music, and collect guns. I like to do outdoor stuff in the summer and hand (sic) out with friends.

 

3) Sit back with a beer listening to death metal whilst drinking tennents super and watch the women flock to you.

 

[Jimmy]

[Dani Babyboo]

strange person u are too.

[Kether]

dani_babyboo said:

strange person u are too.

 

Your opinion is rendered invaild by the use of that smiley.

[Dani Babyboo]

yes but i think u are a nut and so are most the people on here

 

we must be for the long hours we stay awake.

[Kether]

dani_babyboo said:

yes but i think u are a nut and so are most the people on here

 

we must be for the long hours we stay awake.

 

I'd prefer it if you didn't group me with most of the people on this site, I'm more fruity than nutty.

[Maria]

Kether said:

1) Post a picture of yourself looking as glamourous and as sexy as possible.

 

 

2) Write a short couple of sentences about yourself making sure to emphasise your sensitivity, creativity and intelligence.

 

I drink beer, listen to music, and collect guns. I like to do outdoor stuff in the summer and hand (sic) out with friends.

 

3) Sit back with a beer listening to death metal whilst drinking tennents super and watch the women flock to you.

 

 

Deffinatly the kind of person I ould like to spend the rest of my life with.

[Dani Babyboo]

Kether said:

dani_babyboo said:

yes but i think u are a nut and so are most the people on here

 

we must be for the long hours we stay awake.

 

I'd prefer it if you didn't group me with most of the people on this site, I'm more fruity than nutty.

 

yer like a fruit bat whats the sayin as nutty as a fruit bat or somethin like that lmao

[Louise]

the saying is "as nutty as a fruit cake"

[Dani Babyboo]

i said somethin like that and well he said fruity so meant the same

[irishhardcore]

strange

[Claire DC]

Haha.. dear me.