Useless facts & information

[Louise]

everyone knows the odd bit of useless information, heres mine that iv just found out:-

 

the average person eats at least 12 spiders while sleeping in there lifetime

 

the average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it

 

 

[JoeDrawb]

both of them r not very pleasant at all

 

the first one - have heard that before - but if we ate 12 of them, how comes we never wake up and find them in our bed or on our face or even in our mouth?

 

have never heard the second one but sounds a little far fetched !! There must be hundreds of thousands of chocolate bars made each week -- so that would mean that in the 'chocolate maker' there would be 1 insect in it for every chocolate bar made !!

[Dani Babyboo]

[Louise]

JoeDrawb said:

both of them r not very pleasant at all

 

the first one - have heard that before - but if we ate 12 of them, how comes we never wake up and find them in our bed or on our face or even in our mouth?

 

 

ermmmmmmm cus we have EATEN them

 

i know something as small as a money spider wouldnt wake me up

[CreamyC]

luu_luu said:

Useless facts & information

 

 

You weren't wrong was you.

[Louise]

thank you, i do try ya know

[JoeDrawb]

luu_luu said:

JoeDrawb said:

both of them r not very pleasant at all

 

the first one - have heard that before - but if we ate 12 of them, how comes we never wake up and find them in our bed or on our face or even in our mouth?

 

 

ermmmmmmm cus we have EATEN them

 

i know something as small as a money spider wouldnt wake me up

 

hahaha yes ok - not quite how i meant

[kitty]

my bit:

 

A List of Fetishes

 

Amateurs: Porn showing non professionals.

Amputees/Acrotomophilia: Porn involving amputees.

Anal: Porn involving anal sex.

Enemas: Sexual play involving enemas.

Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation.

Asphyxia: Inducing sexual climax through strangulation.

Auto-Erotica: Self stimulation

Auto/erotica: Porn typically involving women in cars.

Auxiliary intercourse: Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis

back and forth in the armpit. Also known as bagpiping.

Balloons: fetish involving blowing up or popping inflatable objects.

Barely Legal: Porn about teenagers who have just turned the legal age of

consent for sex.

BDSM: Bondage and Discipline / Sadism and Masochism.

Bears: Porn with big hairy men.

Bestiality: Porn showing humans having sex with animals.

Big Butts: Porn about large butts.

Bikers/Biker chicks: Fetish about motorcycle gangs.

Bikini: Images of girls in small bathing suits.

Bondage: Arousal through restraining others or being restrained.

Breasts: Porn about this individual body part.

Brown: Sexual practices with feces.

Bukkake: (Japanese word meaning ‘to pour.’)

Porn in which dozens of men ejaculate onto a woman’s face.

Often associated with uniform fetishes.

Californicate: To copulate shamelessly in any and every position.

 

BDSM: Bondage and Discipline / Sadism and Masochism.

Bears: Porn with big hairy men.

Bestiality: Porn showing humans having sex with animals.

Big Butts: Porn about large butts.

Bikers/Biker chicks: Fetish about motorcycle gangs.

Bikini: Images of girls in small bathing suits.

Bondage: Arousal through restraining others or being restrained.

Breasts: Porn about this individual body part.

Brown: Sexual practices with feces.

Bukkake: Porn in which dozens of men ejaculate onto a woman’s face. Often associated with uniform fetishes.

Californicate: To copulate shamelessly in any and every position.

Capnolagnia: Arousal from watching others smoke.

Catheterophilia: Arousal from watching a catheter being inserted in

urethra.

Cheer leaders: Porn about cheer leaders.

Chili Dog: Act of defecating on a woman’s chest and masturbating between

her breasts.

Cock rings: A ring placed on penis to delay ejaculation Cockstuffing: Inserting thin cylindrical items into urethra. Sometimes

associated with docking.

Coeds: Porn about college girls.

Conga Line: a group sex activity in which men are connected through anal

sex.

CP: Corporal Punishment. Includes spanking, paddling and whipping.

Crating: S&M practice in which a master packs his slave in a crate and

sends him to friends by post.

Cross dressing: Dressing in the style of another gender.

Crush: Porn about women stepping on food, insects or toys.

Daisychain: A group sex activity in which women are connected through

oral sex.

Dermagraphism: A fetish for skin abrasions made by pinching, biting and

sucking.

Dildoes: Non vibrating sex toys designed to emulate a penis.

Disney/Toons: Disney or other commercial cartoon characters depicted

engaging in sexual activities.

Dirty Sanchez: Giving sexual partner a “moustache” by transferring their

feces from anus to under the nose.

Dirty Socks: Arousal associated with dirty socks (often associated with

smell).

Dog in a bathtub: Act of inserting testicles into partner’s anus, so

called for being as tricky as its namesake.

Drag Kings: Flamboyant female cross dressers.

Drag Queens: Flamboyant male cross dressers.

DS: Arousal associated with Dominance and Submission.

Emetophilia: Arousal from vomit or vomiting.

Ero-Manga: Erotic comic strips from Japan.

Erotica:

Erotic Anime: Erotic animated cartoons from Japan.

Exhibitionism: Arousal through

Facials: Porn about ejaculating on a woman’s face.

Feet: Porn about feet.

Fisting: A sexual practice including inserting the hand into the vagina

or the anus.

Flashers: Subcategory of exhibitionists. Typically men who briefly

expose their genitals in public places.

Flooding the cave: Urinating into a partner’s vagina.

Forced Feminization: A sexual practice where a a man is forced to dress

as a woman. Typically a service provided by a dominatrix to a client.

Furries: Arousal through Dressing up in an animal costume (separate from

Pony Play).

Gerbiling: A fictional sexual practice where a gerbil is wrapped in

gaffer tape and inserted into the rectum. Desperate wiggling said to

cause powerful sensations. An urban myth.

Giantess: Fetish involving imaginary giant women.

Golden Showers: Arousal involving urination.

Harpaxophilia: Arousal from being robbed.

Highschool girls: Porn involving highschool girls.

Hot lunch: defecating into a partner’s mouth.

Housewives: Fetish for housewives.

Hum job: Oral sex given to a man while humming a tune.

Interracial: Porn involving interracial sex (mostly a fetish in the

white community, about white women having sex with black men).

Key Party: A sexual play involving

K/S: Erotic material featuring the original the Star Trek main

characters Kirk and Spoke having sex with each other.

Latex: Fetish for this particular material.

Latinas: Porn about South American women.

Leather: Fetish for this particular material.

Legs: Porn about women’s legs or stockings.

Lingerie: Porn with lingerie.

Lolita: Porn involving fantasies about sex with under-aged girls.

Loose Socks: Porn about Japanese schoolgirls with loose socks.

Mud: Sexual play about being covered the body in mud.

Mud Wrestling: A professional practice typically involving nude women

wrestling in mud.

NIP: Nude in Public.

Nude Celebrities: Porn typically involving fake manipulated images of

celebrities.

Orgies: group sex.

Panties: Fetish for woman’s underwear.

Paraphilias: Sexual disorder for fetishes (nonhuman objects).

Petite: Porn involving women with small breasts.

Pony Play: Sexual practice involving people being treated as horses.

Power Exchange: Arousal associated with Dominance and Submission (cf.

DS).

Plushies: Sexual play involving stuffed animal toys.

Pornstar: Porn involving well-paid professional actors.

Prego Porn: Porn with pregnant women.

Queefing: farting from the vagina.

Rape Porn: Porn involving imaginary images of forced sex.

Russian Rape: Popular sub category of rape porn.

Scat.: short for scatological (Sexual practices with feces).

Senior: Porn involving senior citizens.

Sex Dolls: Life size sex toy models used for masturbation. Typically

inflatable.

Shoes: Fetish typically for high heeled womens shoes.

Snowballing: Sexual play in which one partner drools semen into the

mouth of another.

Sploshing: Sexual play involving covering the body with food (especially

associated with England, often involving baked beans and molasses).

Super-Heros: Sex play involving dressing up as super-Heroes.

Taphephilia: arousal from being buried alive.

Teabagging: repeatedly dipping the scrotum into a partner’s mouth.

Torture: Sexual play involving pain as an enhancer of arousal.

Uniforms: Fetish for uniforms such as secretaries, doctors, nurses,

maids, air hostesses, nuns, military, police, fire fighters...

Upskirt: Sub category of voyeurism typically involving hidden cameras

capturing images of women’s underwear from a low angle. Often associated

with Japan.

Vibrators: Vibrating device used as a sex toy.

Vintage: Porn from earlier eras.

Vominatrix: A dominatrix who specializes in vomiting on her clients.

Voyeur: Individual who gets aroused from illicitly viewing other

people’s sexual activities.

Watersports: cf. golden showers.

Wet and Messy: A sexual play involving people being in water, mud or

food, often fully dressed.

Wife Swapping: trading domestic partner for that of another couple for

the night.

[Mad_Clubber]

Heres my contribution with a useless fact!

 

A fetus that is four months old, will become startled and turn away if a light is flashed on the mother's stomach.

 

[neet]

Wha?

[kitty]

kitty1 said:

my bit:

 

Capnolagnia: Arousal from watching others smoke.

Catheterophilia: Arousal from watching a catheter being inserted in

urethra.

 

[Highlander]

 

this one is true kev told me he did it its still stuck to his face!!!

 

Gerbiling: A fictional sexual practice where a gerbil is wrapped in

gaffer tape and inserted into the rectum. Desperate wiggling said to

cause powerful sensations. An urban myth.

[CreamyC]

This is FACT:

 

highlander used to sell Big Issue on streets until Badgers Weekly came along and offered him a FREE Badger every week.

[JoeDrawb]

 

Dirty Socks: Arousal associated with dirty socks (often associated with smell

 

Dirty Sanchez: Giving sexual partner a moustache by transferring their feces from anus to under the nose.

 

it's just wrong !

[EliteChick]

Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation

 

There really are some [censored] up individuals out there!