I can't believe it's not butter

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Posted July 21, 200420 yr

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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwow!

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July 21, 200420 yr

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but what if they're fooling everyone into thinking its not butter when it is

wud it then be i can't believe u think its not butter

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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I can't believe it's not Buddha

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Edited July 22, 200420 yr by squeakage

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he he he!!!

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