Would You Rather...

[Claire DC]

Lose your hearing, or your sex life?

Lose your wanking hand, or your cock/clit? 

Watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life, or join in just once? 

Eat shit that tastes like ice cream, or ice cream that tastes like shit? 

Edited January 9, 2020 by Claire DC

[Clubbing Si]

Jesus f Christ woman.  U haven’t lost your touch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1) sex life gone - so I can only go deaf at this point or get a brass 😂😂

2) if I lost my hand I could get a prosthetic one and then it would be like someone else doing it so winner winner chicken dinner 

3) fucking hell claire 😂😂😂😂😂.  A) - I couldn’t bang my dad or hang out the back of the old dear !

4) ice cream for sure.   
 

 

 

ok -
 

1) would YOU rather - get ya fanny pierced by Freddie Krueger or wolverine 

2) use chilli powder or strongest mouthwash ever as lube

3) trip over and land on a massive cockshaped chair and slide down it or that is the only option 

🤣

[Claire DC]

5 hours ago, Clubbing Si said:

Jesus f Christ woman.  U haven’t lost your touch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1) sex life gone - so I can only go deaf at this point or get a brass 😂😂

2) if I lost my hand I could get a prosthetic one and then it would be like someone else doing it so winner winner chicken dinner 

3) fucking hell claire 😂😂😂😂😂.  A) - I couldn’t bang my dad or hang out the back of the old dear !

4) ice cream for sure.   
 

 

 

ok -
 

1) would YOU rather - get ya fanny pierced by Freddie Krueger or wolverine 

2) use chilli powder or strongest mouthwash ever as lube

3) trip over and land on a massive cockshaped chair and slide down it or that is the only option 

🤣

Hahaha, I don't think I've grown up yet. If I ever will. 😳👀😂

 

So question 3, you're saying you'd watch them forever? 😂 

 

1. Wolverine, at least he's fit. Wouldn't let him finger me though. 😂 

2. Mouthwash minty faff, two sets of minty lips. 😂 

3. I'd slip off the edge, my fanny is non existent and would never accommodate a chair sized cock. 😂 

 

[Clubbing Si]

Pahahaha has I just don’t know the the parents one.   Ask the audience !!!!!

[Claire DC]

7 hours ago, Clubbing Si said:

Pahahaha has I just don’t know the the parents one.   Ask the audience !!!!!

I did, only you replied. 😂 

[Claire DC]

I'd rather watch forever btw because my mum is no longer here, and my dad is single. Nothing to watch. 😂 

[Clubbing Si]

5 minutes ago, Claire DC said:

I did, only you replied. 😂 

Haha cos I’m filth bruv 

[Claire DC]

24 minutes ago, Clubbing Si said:

Haha cos I’m filth bruv 

That's why we're friends 💁🏼‍♀️😂

[Clubbing Si]

Haha yep.”keep tha change U filthy animal”   Home alone haha

[Claire DC]

On 1/10/2020 at 4:26 PM, Clubbing Si said:

Haha yep.”keep tha change U filthy animal”   Home alone haha

Would you rather fist a relative, or be fisted by the woman of your dreams? 

[Clubbing Si]

1 hour ago, Claire DC said:

Would you rather fist a relative, or be fisted by the woman of your dreams? 

Lmao !!!!! Erm.     b!!!

 

would u rather Hook up with 20 guys at once OR be seduced by a woman (this could go either way !!!) 🤠

[Claire DC]

1 hour ago, Clubbing Si said:

Lmao !!!!! Erm.     b!!!

 

would u rather Hook up with 20 guys at once OR be seduced by a woman (this could go either way !!!) 🤠

Seduced by a woman. 😂 

 

Already had that. 😂 

[Claire DC]

Would you rather never have sex again, or only have sex with a fit guy (you can give rather than take)? 😂 

[Clubbing Si]

4 minutes ago, Claire DC said:

Would you rather never have sex again, or only have sex with a fit guy (you can give rather than take)? 😂 

That’s easy.  B!!!!    I could not be a halibut 

[Clubbing Si]

Or celibate for that matter