Would You Rather...

[Clubbing Si]

@Claire DC would u rather be spaffed on by 1000 people at once 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or have ALL sextoys removed from existence  🤣🤣🤣

[Claire DC]

2 hours ago, Clubbing Si said:

That’s easy.  B!!!!    I could not be a halibut 

Halibut. 😂 😂 

[Claire DC]

2 hours ago, Clubbing Si said:

@Claire DC would u rather be spaffed on by 1000 people at once 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or have ALL sextoys removed from existence  🤣🤣🤣

Remove the sex toys, I have fingers. 😂 

[Claire DC]

Would you rather have a sharp skewer down your Japs eye, or a battleship up your arse? 

[Bushy]

5 hours ago, Claire DC said:

Seduced by a woman. 😂 

 

Already had that. 😂 

What? Had 20 guys at once?

[Claire DC]

3 minutes ago, Bushy said:

What? Had 20 guys at once?

Pahahahaha no, been seduced by women. 😂 

[Clubbing Si]

Shit.   I’d take the battleship any day. 
 

 

ok @Claire DC..... big one here. 
 

would you rather, touch up your cat OR let it touch you up 😂😂😂😂😂 I realise there’s no win here !!!! Haha haha 

[Claire DC]

16 hours ago, Clubbing Si said:

Shit.   I’d take the battleship any day. 
 

 

ok @Claire DC..... big one here. 
 

would you rather, touch up your cat OR let it touch you up 😂😂😂😂😂 I realise there’s no win here !!!! Haha haha 

Lube up. 😂 

 

Pahahahaha ffs. I guess I have already touched her up loads by stroking her? Just not in the arse/faff area. Must have brushed past her nipples whilst tickling her tummy at one point though so does that count? 😂 

[Claire DC]

Would you rather be penetrated by a dog, or suck it off? 🤮

 

Made myself ill with that one. 😩🤮😂

[Clubbing Si]

Just now, Claire DC said:

Would you rather be penetrated by a dog, or suck it off? 🤮

 

Made myself ill with that one. 😩🤮😂

Lmao. Can I ask the audience!?!

[Claire DC]

6 minutes ago, Clubbing Si said:

Lmao. Can I ask the audience!?!

If the audience is just yourself, yes. 😂 

[Clubbing Si]

On 1/15/2020 at 11:11 AM, Claire DC said:

If the audience is just yourself, yes. 😂 

Pahahaha I would rather kill myself then do either of those 

[Claire DC]

2 hours ago, Clubbing Si said:

Pahahaha I would rather kill myself then do either of those 

That wasn't the question 💁🏼‍♀️😂🤮😂

[Clubbing Si]

I’d rather lick piss off a stinging nettle 😂😂😂

[Claire DC]

On 1/16/2020 at 4:55 PM, Clubbing Si said:

I’d rather lick piss off a stinging nettle 😂😂😂

Any piss? Or just your own? 😂 

 

Would you rather get caught humping a mattress, or actually fucking between the seat cushions on a sofa...? 🤷🏼‍♀️😅