Carnatin milk

[Ginge]

When opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk just smile and think of this.

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A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk with hours of hard work and little compensation, and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with

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"Carnation Milk is best of all...."

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She said, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house... a man got out and said,

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"Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it...."

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Here is her entry:

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> Carnation milk is best of all,

> no tits to pull, no hay to haul

> no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,

> just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch!

[Aaron]

Quality, I love carnation milk aswell, i used to drink it out of the tin ice cold from the fridge when i was younger

[Louise]

glad i wasnt the only one

[Ginge]

Carnation milk is lovely. I use to drink it from the tin or cut up a few bananas in a bowl and pour a whole tin over them.

[Louise]

its best over tinned manderine segments lush

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Louise @ Jul 26 2004, 08:03)

its best over tinned manderine segments lush

[Ginge]

Also very nice on strawberries.

 

I suppose it'll be nice on ANY sweet fruit.

 

Its bloody lovely on weetabix and shredded wheat.

[Aaron]

Definatly, absoloutly, Positvely the above!!!

 

 

*Goes and buys a tin*

[pander]

Did you know that if you simmer a tin of Carnation Evaporated Milk in water for 2 hrs it turns to a lovely gorgeous toffee/caramel. Great if you shove banana with it and make banoffee pie!!

 

 

 

[Sophie]

carnation milk YUCK!!!!!

[dissolved girl]

is this the same as the thick sweet gloopy tinned Nestle stuff? that's rather toothsome but only in judicious quantities I find