My new cleaner is a stalker

[russelldust]

Meet the new cleaner Friday and give her keys so she can clean the place today...

 

 

Saturday get a 'Happy Valentine's Day' message from a number I don't recognise...

 

turns out it's from the cleaner

 

How inappropriate is that?

 

I bet I get home tonight and there'll be lots of cuddly toys waiting for me and a picture of her with my underwear on my head.

 

 

HELP

[neet]

Thats posh that is, having a cleaner, even if she does stalk!

[Louise]

you havent got any pets your likely to find boiling on the stove have you

[neet]

I think he said whe was a cleaner not a cook!

[russelldust]

luckily I have no pets...

 

just hope nothing else gets skinned and boiled.

I will count my calvins when I get home to make sure she hasn't nicked any.

 

Neet- I like your photo with someone's whole body cut off and just a detached arm round your waist!!! amusing

 

 

[neet]

I don't want to unleash the horror that is Mister Neet onto CTW!

 

JK, I think he would prefer I keep his identity a secret!

[Mr_Happy]

QUOTE (russelldust @ Feb 16 2004, 02:01 PM)

Meet the new cleaner Friday and give her keys so she can clean the place today... Saturday get a 'Happy Valentine's Day' message from a number I don't recognise... turns out it's from the cleaner How inappropriate is that? I bet I get home tonight and there'll be lots of cuddly toys waiting for me and a picture of her with my underwear on my head. HELP

wasnt it only friday u were talking about shagging her ne ways

[Guest Don]

My evil plan is working. *bwahahahahaha*

[rachel]

You won't be shagging her then Russ?

[russelldust]

she's not that nice so the shag is out (pulled friday anyway at a singles night so the 'need' is less pressing).

 

Good news is she's made a bloody good job of the flat- even made my bed up for me.

 

(and none of my pants appear to have gone missing).

 

 

[Mr_Happy]

QUOTE (russelldust @ Feb 16 2004, 08:21 PM)

(and none of my pants appear to have gone missing).