HARSH !!!!!

[Fish]

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the

following items:

 

1 Bar of Soap

1 Toothbrush

1 Tube of toothpaste

1 loaf of bread

1 pint of milk

1 apple

1 banana

1 orange

1 plum

1 grapefruit

1 tomato

1 lettuce

1 cabbage

1 baking potato

1 kraft single

1 samosa

1 vegetable pakora

1 muesli bar

1 pie

1 frozen pizza

1 single frozen dinner

 

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the

shoulder. He is

carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza

and some Wagon

Wheels.

As she turns he smiles at her and says,

 

"Single, eh?"

 

 

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies

"How did you guess?"

 

 

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

 

 

 

 

"Because you're minging"

 

 

[Lisa]

[special_Kirsty]

Not bad

[Alex]

Nothing harsh about speaking the truth.

[LiquidEyes]

Heard it before.

 

(Nobody's said that for a while!)

[squeakage]

That's funny

 

bit long winded to tell in the pub though

[Alex]

QUOTE (squeakage @ Aug 12 2004, 17:03)

That's funny bit long winded to tell in the pub though

Just go to Tesco's and say it to mingers at the checkout.

Edited August 12, 2004 by Alex

[dissolved girl]

That was crap.

 

It will never beat my favourite joke - what's green and hairy and goes up and down?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A gooseberry in a lift